Dating Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Philip Morgan

One of my favorite scenes from The Simpsons involves Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, the proprietor of the Kwik-E-Mart

Here's the script from that scene, which is a "bachelor auction":

--- We have one more bachelor.


[Stops] Wha!

- [Microphone Feedback] - Just tell them about yourself.

Oh. Um- [Clears Throat] Well, I have a doctorate in computer science.

- [Excited Murmuring From Ladies] - Sounds pretty good to me.

Um, I run my own business, of course.

- Well.
- Well, now.

I do like to cook. I'm not much of a talker, but I love to listen.
And in my leisure time, I like to build furniture and then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room.

- [Excited Chattering From Ladies] - Get this man.
He's wonderful! - Fifty dollars! - Seventy-five! You better have enough left to pay my alimony, Luann.
300. 350.

Sold to the five desperate chicks!


-[All Whooping] - All right! We got 'im! Hooh! - ---

Apu becomes Springfield's #1 lady's man for a while after that.

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